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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.…
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he…
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
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Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
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Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready.…
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
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For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
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A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
— Johnny Carson
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Their sighing, canting, grace-proud faces, their three-mile prayers, and half-mile graces.
— Robert Burns
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On May 7, a few weeks after the accident at Three-Mile Island, I was in Washington. I was there to refute some…
— Edward Teller
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The revival of the Right is as extraordinary as it would be if the public had demanded dozens of new nuclear plants…
— Thomas Frank
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The older I get, the less jarring I want my exercise to be, and I find that a long walk is equally…
— Kim Cattrall
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We have witnessed Chernobyl, Bhopal, Challenger, Seveso, Amoco Cadiz, Three Mile Island and have still not wakened from our fantasy that large…
— Donella Meadows
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And at ten, or whatever time, in the morning we had the press conference, what we knew is there had been an…
— William Scranton
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The first one, obviously, was walking into my office at eight o'clock in the morning on Wednesday, and being told there was…
— William Scranton
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