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- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. — George Carlin
- I like to go dancing, have a few beers. I like being alone, too. I have days where it's 'God, get me… — Justine Bateman
- Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes… — Jackson Rathbone
- This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a… — Jessica Simpson
- I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little… — Tre Cool
- Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone. — Dylan Moran
- Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down.… — Lee Marvin
- An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila. — Tori Amos