Tequila Quotes

64 Tequila quotes by 56 unique authors

I have to usually drink a little tequila, that's usually what happens, I get into celebratory mode, because I can't really party much on the… — Adam Levine
Tequila glasses, shots to the head cuz some memories they need assassins. — Big Sean
The local wellness shots in Malibu are like meeting for tequila shots with friends. The best sickness remedy! Yuck! But they work. — Brooke Burke
If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent… — Craig Ferguson
When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt! — Unknown Author
A New York businessman is launching a new kosher tequila in time for Cinco de Mayo. 'Finally,' said Pablo Goldberg. — Seth Meyers
All women are beautiful. Some are just one sunset and twenty shot of tequila away from being it. — Unknown Author
Un tequila mas por favor!!! in english! one more tequila please! — Katrina
Love is just the hangover after a tequila shot of stupidity. — Shubham Joshi
I wish raindrops where tequila,so that I dont have to tell my m0m,i dont drink,its raining. — Redeyeen
Take life with a grain of salt.....a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila — Ritu Ghatourey
One tequila two tequila three takillya floor — Unknown Author
A Woman Never Say: Honey come here! Watch me do a tequila shot off of Stephanie's bare ass! — Nikhil Saluja
If life throws you lemons,bring out the TEQUILA!!! — Punkinhead Abhishek

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