Tequila Quotes

64 Tequila quotes by 56 unique authors

After you, it's all cheap tequila. — Jacqueline Carey
And no one drank just one shot of tequila. — Kristin Hannah
Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land. — P. C. Cast
O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate — Tom Robbins
They will say I smoked cigarettes and marijuana, cursed hoarse as a crow in all my languages, and loved morphine and Demerol and tequila and… — Kate Braverman
They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination.… — Darynda Jones
At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila. — Rachel Vincent
Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination — Rainbow Rowell
I'm the Cool One," she told herself. "Somebody give me some tequila because I'll totally drink it. And there's no way you're going to find… — Rainbow Rowell
Our aim is to establish El Cartel as not just another tequila but part of the club and party lifestyle. There are several songs where… — Daddy Yankee
I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters. — Conrad Hall
Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns. — Mitch Ratcliffe
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history-with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila — Mitch Ratcliffe
Asked which wine he would drink to celebrate We're having some tequila. — Alexander Payne
Now tequila may be the favoured beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as… — Tom Robbins
A woman tel her man I'm not whisky that after u drink, u feel drowsy wuz up! Drink only tequila at least u can still… — Suman Rai
U r as cool as Vodka, as hard as Tequila, as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu, as mixed as cocktail n as special… — Norden
You cannot be everyone's cup of tea, some do coffee. sometimes it is better to be someone else shots of tequila any time any day… — Mercy Pheona
Shot of Tequila, beer on tap. Sweet southern woman set on my lap. — Alan Jackson
Tequila drinking, our minds will wonder to wondrous places. — Dave Matthews Band
It's another tequila sunrise, staring slowly cross the sky. — The Eagles
The whole place turned into a gigantic orgy, every kind of sex freak, from homosexuals to nymphomaniacs, especially the needle and mainlining scene, losing syringes… — Edie Sedgwick
Drinking a margarita filled up with patron-tequila mmmm Happy Cinco de pysho everybody. — Dahvie Vanity
When life throws lemons at you, call some friends grab a bottle of Tequila and take some shots! — Unknown Author
Love is like a lemon; it goes great with tequila. — Unknown Author

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