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Tell Quotes by Dave Attell
- What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
- I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who…
- I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they're, like, emotionally flinching when I…
- I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
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