Suck Quotes

565 Suck quotes by 373 unique authors

Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into but… — Steve Carell
Suck my dragon ball bitch, call me gocu — Unknown Author
Opinions only matter from people who really been through it... Everyone else can suck it! — Unknown Author
Shawn: SUCK IT the mantis: no U SUCK IT — Unknown Author
Life is a bitch but try to suck it up — Unknown Author
My son I worry about. I'm pretty sure he's gonna be gay. At this point I'm just hoping he's not a bottom. Sorry to sound… — Adam Carolla
You're a DB and you suck cocks too much. — Chad Ochocinco
O, I'm not pregnant! I just ate too much carnival food, that time of the month, hurt my back & couldn't suck my gut in,… — Alyson Hannigan
Bitch I'm deaf and suck my dick. — Lil Smileyy
People don't suck at marriage they suck at communication. — Romany Malco
Tit for Tat ain't a fair game. tit for suck can be way a funnier game than having a tat on one's tit. — Simon Quperlier
A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do… — Kathy Griffin
I had a guy come up to me once and say, You suck! The last movie you did was terrible'. So I said Thanks very… — Sam Worthington
You're nothing but a fake bitch... That must really suck. seeyanever — Cristiano Gouveia
I need new friends. Not that they suck or anything. Its just that I wake up at 6-7AM every day and thats around the time… — Philip DeFranco
All religious books should b burnt..coz they teach us 2 b gud in a certain month..lyk ramadan n aasthmi sum of my frends become saint… — Raveen
Make her suck my di'nick, till that bitch hiccup. And when she call my phi'none, I won't even pick up. — 2 Chainz
If you are bitten by a snake, what's the best thing to do? Remain calm, separate the poison from the rest of your body, suck… — Unknown Author
Get to book 19 flights right now. I hate booking flights cause I SUCK at making decisions! But now I have to make 19 decisions… — Frankie Muniz
Month Two: Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.… — Tonizist
Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don't give up the fight.,Small minds cant comprehend big spirits. To be… — Katey
Oh, please, tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck? — Donnie Darko
It suck when you know you need to let go but you don't because you'er still waiting for the impossible to happen. — Quariboo
Bad yellow bitch with a tongue like a snake. I let her suck my dick then I fuck her to some Drake. — Lil Wayne
She suck my dick for 60 seconds and swallow all my Minute Maid. — Lil Wayne

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373 authors contributed a total of 565 Suck Quotes, led by these top contributors: