Suck Quotes

565 Suck quotes by 373 unique authors

I wish every1 knew what a lying piece of shit you are.Sucks to be you! Sucks to suck! Oops I forgot, you love to suck!!!… — Hemantsmarty
WELL BITCH! This dick aint gone just up and magically suck itself!! — Sniper Alpacino
I'm original, weird, dumb and talkative. I am who I am, I don't suck up, I say what is on my mind,But if you meet… — Nishan Panwar
Me without you is like A pot head who's not high A plane that doesn't fly A suicidal that doesnt die A fat man with… — Ash Sweeney
Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out.... — Ritu Ghatourey
I wonder how many people wake up each day to face or hide from emptiness. Emptiness in a job, relationship, pursuit and other facets of… — Trinity Chasara
My friend Mia suck her hand in my face lol — Shane Rush
ProTip: Tell a girl she has nice lips and shell suck your dick right then and there. — Nikhil Saluja
Belive in certainities,never rely on probablities,probablities suck..... — Pappi Reddy
Why lame boys suck they don't have swag they need help on how to dress — Unknown Author
If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby? — Nikhil Saluja
I'm well aware when i've to use suck me or fuck me. Yea I'm classy like that! — Nikhil Saluja
Suck it up, you had choices you could have made but you didn't. The world doesn't revolve aroud you, not everything is about you. Stop… — Ash Sweeney
Why do we call them vacuums? Why not call them fun suckers? They just suck the fun out of everything. — Universalclockwork
To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in,… — Nikhil Saluja
So you can suck my d*** if you don't like my quotes cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my d*** — Asking Alexander
Life doesn't suck people make it difficult,love don't go away peoples but peoples do.its all our fault that ruin our whole life its all our… — Ella B
Recently flooded my neck and my wrist. Tell all them critics to suck on the dick. — Ace Hood
Label whores thatll fuck a sale and suck a store. Lust apparel, who dream of Rolls, but can't Accord. — Unknown Author
Worrying, you get suck over going the same thing over and over again without making any progress. Instead, spend some time with nature to calm… — Glory Gajo
You're Banana Republic fit, go suck a dick. And your bitch looking like Cousin Itt, the ugliest. — Mac Miller
My bitch suck, she a vacuum. Fuck her in the ass every time I'm in a bad mood. Ain't got a choice, know she do… — Mac Miller
Three day weekends don't suck. — Catt Sadler
Hit me on my beeper while Captain Hook suck my Peter. Pan camera, repeat procedure. — Tyler The Creator
MTV could suck my dick, and I ain't fuckin' playing. — Tyler The Creator

Who Wrote These Suck Quotes

373 authors contributed a total of 565 Suck Quotes, led by these top contributors: