Suck Quotes

565 Suck quotes by 373 unique authors

Its so funny the way I get poetic when I am single but when I am in a relationship I suck at poetry! — Chris
The Grammys can suck my dick. — Kanye West
You suck and that`s sad — Mersady
Opiates: Perk 30s, Oxy Contins, Morphine, Heroin, and many more.... Iits all over the high schools and they just suck the life out of people… — Kevin Mccarty
Fake people suck. That is all. — Candace Bailey
Annoyed by stupid people in the news...why do these people suck up my oxygen? — Philip DeFranco
You and my old vacuum cleaner have a lot in common. You both suck and are completely useless to me. — Unknown Author
I got this girl dropped out the army and she suck dick from the base, if she don't know nothin else the bitch gone know… — Dzodiac
If she don't suck dick, I don't give her that dick. Got the world in my hands, I'mma dribble that bitch. — Lil Wayne
I hope that pussy warmer than luke. And sweet as Godiva. Suck this dick and swallow that nut and call it Penis colada. — Lil Wayne
Suck it and choke (: — Unkown
Yes, your car does indeed suck. — Unknown Author
Love is a mix tape filled with fast songs to get your heart going, slow songs to help that perfect moment last just a little… — Ritu Ghatourey
Never look back in your past look to the future because once you look back you'll be suck there forever. — Keisha Harper
Stop using your cock to fuck that sock learn this simple trick and she'll beg to suck ur dick!!!!!!!!!1 — Raekwon
Suck it up,buttercup. — Denzel Washington
Well why don't ca suck my dick? 0_0 — Jeremy G
You can tell by the first kiss if they kiss good, need lessons or just plain suck and ain't no good. — Kevin McCarty
I LOVE CIGARETTE BUTT TO SUCK MORE DEN ANY GALS BUTT :D — Unknown Author
We have to stop spending time with the wrong people. Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of… — Glen Rambharack
I love how people takes jokes seriously....like damn its a fucking joke get over it...its not my fault that I'm the best...if you don't like… — DevilgirlLovesU
The devil sits on the corner of give me 20 dollars and go mess your life up. Then when your out of dollars you can… — Kevin McCarty
Doesn't it suck when you let down the walls, then someone comes along and makes you remember why you put them up in the first… — Ritu Ghatourey
Hey Sweets, this weather is so hot! Lets go to your place to cool down! What are we going to do to cool down by… — Glen Rambharack
Comfort and convenience possess a magical power; littleby little they suck in even people with strong wills. — Anton Pavlovich Chekhov

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