Suck Quotes

565 Suck quotes by 373 unique authors

They need an excuse, to suck our cocks — LMFAO
Go and suck my Lolli Pop...Sugar sweet, Cherry topped. — Blood On The Dance Floor
Do you want me to want you to suck my c*ck — Hank Moody
I tell em suck my dick then choke on a nut. — Big Sean
Suck it to the 5th wepaAaa — Tyler The Creator
You wanna know something? You suck! — Billy Madison
You know something? You SUCK! — Billy Madison
Nature shows suck ass, though cobras are pretty sweet. Pretty much any animal that has a gang named after it is pretty bad ass. I… — Pete Wentz
How weird is it that we call certain animals pets and treat them like members of the family, and yet other animals we label food… — Gabe Saporta
Suck My D I C K — Wiz Khalifa
Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck. Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter you suck, Peter… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow — The Hangover
Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana? — Bob Saget
You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy. -Seth — Superbad
Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. That's a good thing. It's the best. -Evan — Superbad
Clark: It's time to suck today's dick! Dale: Yeah, suck dick! — Pineapple Express
War is upon you! Prepare to suck the cock of karma! -Ken — Pineapple Express
You, suck my balls. Two times! -Ken — Pineapple Express
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of… — Homer Simpson
Anytime you have a dream and think you are going to be great at something, go and do it to find out if you suck. — Rob Dyrdek
Maybeif you werent a disgusting vampire who was planning to suck out the life of the girl I lovewell, no,not even then. — Jacob Black
A straw will always suck it out close your eyes and use your mouth and tell me about your song. — Matt And Kim
You suck B.O. — Barack Obama
Stop in the name of all which does not suck. -Butt-head — Beavis And Butthead
Thanks for the crazyness glasgow! Great stuff at the arches, but man does ur airport staff suck donkeyballs. — Afrojack

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373 authors contributed a total of 565 Suck Quotes, led by these top contributors: