Suck Quotes

565 Suck quotes by 373 unique authors

Ok so I was in church and we were talking and she asked us what we would do if something I can't remember but anyway… — Cassandra Crosby
Tom did not suck my dick on a cruise while Kate Holmes ran away after Lord Xenu farted flying giraffes. — Jeremy Limn
The letter X, third from the end of the alphabet, used to mean nothing to me, even though mine was Czech. Now I say X… — Joseph Carlson
Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married? From squinting and saying, Suck what? — Green Monk
If you're a dude wearing a scarf, I'm just going to assume you're keeping your neck muscles warm to suck many dicks. — Green Monk
My heart is crying, but you cant hear... because your too busy looking in your own mirror. Your too self absorbed. Your too damn stubborn… — Aly Johnson
Don't waste time on woman who are phony, two-faced, crazy insecure, and just plain nuts. They suck the kindness and energy out of you. — Jhiess Krieg
We'd have to suck away at oxygen canisters between songs just so that we could keep playing. — Michael Hutchence
I think you can have the greatest lyrics in the world and if it doesn't have the best tune in the world it will suck.… — Julian Cope
Well, I think again, the worst part of it was just leading up to it, before we got on set, at least for me... dreading… — Tea Leoni
And then there's all these other creeps that surround your band and suck off you like leeches and try to manipulate you and your business.… — Shirley Manson
Your connections might get you in the door, but it won't keep you there. And if you haven't prepared, you'll suck. — Vic Mignogna
I am so tired of being told by Democratic operatives to suck it up because so many other profound issues are at stake. — David Mixner
I have enormous respect for Steve Johnson, and as I've told him, Feed was one of the inspirations for Salon. They were up there before… — David Talbot
It would absolutely suck if you paid a few bucks for a book only to find that on the first page it said, 'Once upon… — Simon Travaglia
But then I go through long periods where I don't listen to things, usually when I'm working. In between the records and in between the… — Bruce Springsteen
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!" — Johnny Carson
Tints aint legal, I aint ordinary people. Porn star hands, she gon suck it like a sequel — Unknown Author
Your girl's a snorter, so I let her sniff it off the block and when she get really high she suck my dick alot I… — Gucci Mane
But then I'm dumbstruck cause you bums suck. — Nicki Minaj
Suck a nigga, fuck a nigga, than go run they mouth quick Rappers took a vacation I came over the house sit You want change,… — J. Cole
Hoes suck my dick cuz' I sing like Ke$ha. — Lil B
Went to the mall with my dikin' ass bitch, she a faggot bitch, but she still suck my dick. — Lil B
Hoes suck my dick cause I'm white like Asher Roth. — Lil B
Girls on my dick cuz I look like a baby goon, milk on my nuts cuz the girls look hungry, Young BasedGod got girls in… — Lil B

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373 authors contributed a total of 565 Suck Quotes, led by these top contributors: