"The letter X, third from the end of……" — Joseph Carlson
"The letter X, third from the end of the alphabet, used to mean nothing to me, even though mine was Czech. Now I say X almost everyday, X this, X that, X can suck on this, X can shove it up that. After they turn into T-rex, they don't give a shit about the wreck, just give me my check. Why are you so perplexed? It was just sex, who's next?"