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Stupidity Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The…
- Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people…
- Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
- A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than…
- I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've done…
- I am a student of stupidity. I am a political reporter.
- My working hypothesis is that stupidity in popular culture is a constant. Popular culture cannot get more stupid.
- Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.
- No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for…
More Stupidity Quotes
- If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them. — Isaac Asimov
- It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a… — Jane Austen
- One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
- There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence. — Henry Adams
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Creative Artists Agency put together a project of extraordinary mediocrity and colossal stupidity. Otherwise, it was great. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy… — Scott Adams
- You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. — Scott Adams
- A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. — Joseph Addison
- A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep. — Saul Bellow
- In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his… — Konrad Adenauer
- Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley