"I am a student of stupidity. I am…" — P.J. O'Rourke
"I am a student of stupidity. I am a political reporter."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Political Quotes
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The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.
— Hannah Arendt
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Wherever the relevance of speech is at stake, matters become political by definition, for speech is what makes man a…
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The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be…
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Our tradition of political thought had its definite beginning in the teachings of Plato and Aristotle. I believe it came…
— Hannah Arendt
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Sometimes people who want to understand Haiti from a political perspective may be missing part of the picture. They also…
— Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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Under every stone lurks a politician.
— Aristophanes
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The most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control, and outnumbers both of the…
— Aristotle
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Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.
— Aristotle
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Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or…
— Aristotle
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Man is by nature a political animal.
— Aristotle
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Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because…
— Aristotle
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Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of…
— Aristotle
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