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Stop Quotes by Bill Maher
- Stop saying athletes do it for the love of the game. They do it for the love of their 32-room mansion with the live shark…
- We've created over 200,000 jobs every month this year. Hasn't happened in 17 years. I guess my first question is, when do the Republicans stop…
- Please stop assuming that longevity and perfect health is always the correct option. No. Sometimes fun costs ya. It just does, you know? And that's…
- Ronald Reagan was an anti-government, union-busting, race baiting, anti-abortion, anti-gay, anti-intellectual, who cut rich people's taxes in half, had a incurable case of the military-industrial…
- Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism…
- The truth can be hard to take, but we have an obligation to look and see what's going on, and, if we don't like it,…
- The NYPD must stop acting like the only thing black people do is run from them and shoot at them. Believe it or not there…
- This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will…
- New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It’s not their field. It’s like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in…
- New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there’s…
- Stop worrying. Hollywood wont turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs... I will.
More Stop Quotes
- If she didn't reply to any of your 20 texts, she probably doesn't have good cell service. Definitely don't stop texting her. — Nikhil Saluja
- You never know what will be your future. So stop worrying about future. Enjoy every bit of your life forgetting about what… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Sometimes you just have to pretend that you are happy just to stop everyone from asking what happened. — Nishan Panwar
- You know my name, not my story. You've heard what I've done, not what I've been through. So stop judging me, and… — Nishan Panwar
- Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them. — Louis Armstrong
- One lie about God which we have heard said on T.V. is when someone says God made a mistake. We must not… — Babloo
- The position that I take partly as a result of living in Asia is where you stop living according to your expectations… — Martha Beck
- I am of course confident that I will fulfill my tasks as a writer in all circumstances - from my grave even… — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn