Status Quotes

1261 Status quotes by 934 unique authors

Is better u update yo fb status I WANT ATTENTION than to dress half naked — Sniper
The true definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expects different results, nothing in this life that doesnt have… — Blaze Olamiday
I been in a single status when I change it into in a relationship with someone..all of my friends won't believe it!lol — Enihpesoj
Heartbreaks?i got it!!and I come to make an account of a guy and turn it into my man..in short I make it as my boyfriend.im… — Enihpesoj
When people make a status saying 'Likes' to just see how much likes they can get and not give anyone a like because you can't… — Corey Bird
I Dont Care if Some People Dont Like Me, after All Im not an FB status — Unknown Author
Who cares if people dont like me,after all,im not a facebook status to be liked. — Redeyeen
When they start setting their status as Got asked to go to prom...again:)..I'm awesome. ....You know they've moved on. — Bailey Heideman
Write a facebook status. Gets no likes. Delete. — Young Siddiq Prince
When a girl says Have Fun what she really means is I hope you have a really shitty time without me. — Ryan Lewer
Making it to Saturday is my greatest accomplishment this week. — Ryan Lewer
Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss. — Ryan Lewer
Omg that's a pretty picture of you! How long did it take to edit? — Ryan Lewer
If youre one of those people who say quote, unquote more than once a day, I hate you — Ryan Lewer
There is only ONE line into heaven, God doesn't care about your denomination, skin color or social status. God only cares about what's in your… — Nishan Panwar
Every man, woman and child seeks equal justice, equal opportunities, equal dignity. Without discrimination, regardless of race, sex, religion, sexual preference or social status. When… — Blood On The Dance Floor
I will always need my Mum no matter what age I am ... My Mum has made me laugh ... wiped my tears ... helped… — Unknown Author
HAPPINESS of A Person Shows Internal Beauty Of Soul THOUGHTS Shows The Status Of Mind And BEHAVIOUS shows The LAnguage Of The Heart ! — Karal
Why mostly guy`s now a day, they put to there status give me a break?? — Evergreen D
Watching you is like a falling leaf. I can try to blow you up, as hard as I can. But in the end, you will… — Clover Tan
Single Isn't A Status. It's A Word That Best Describes A Person Who Is Strong Enough To Live And Enjoy Life Without Depending On Others. — Niick
Guys, when your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her Facebook status, youre either doing something very wrong or very, very right. — Shubham Joshi
Im not a Facebook status you don't have to like me, but just cuz you don't,doesn't mean other people wont. Just know your not one… — Unknown Author
Girls make there Facebook status Single and talking to noone. like thats something to be proud of, like no being in a relationship and only… — Amanda
In my years, I have witness the stages people going through the dreaded puppy love. First- They post pictures of there love ones and tell… — Alex Cole

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