Status Quotes

1261 Status quotes by 934 unique authors

Truth is?(: dont fucking like thid status... got me? — Unknown Author
That awkward moment when you look on Facebook and see your friend's comment on your status gets more likes than your status does. — David Rice
If I ever change my status to — Kristi M McKinnon
People will only change their cheating status for those who they are more dedicated to and compatible with and of course who they truly love. — Nisa Reed
I hate when I comment on a girl status then thirsty niggas starting commenting. I delete my comment — Deon Crockett
Please stop sarcasm me on your facebook status, removed me from your friend list..it's free.. — Diana Yan Manan
When you make a 'Like this status' and a ton of people like it but the only reason you made the status in the first… — Nathan Schwake
Its that awkward when you put something on Facebook and nobody likes you status — Stacie
At least I don't change my relatshionship status every week. — Myself
That urge you get to write no one gives a shit on someones status. — Becca
That awkward moment when someone isn`t texting you back and then you see them update their status from Mobile.. — Itsme867
It's should have a relationship status for 'I'm totally being dump with whoever!' — TheTowraMowra
When you look for someone who can change your life, find someone who wont just change your relationship status but help you grow into the… — Kaoru Shinmon
Have you ever wanted more? More than it was given, more than the status quote, or just more in general. Has anybody ever called you… — Samule Kermis
You're like a FACEBOOK STATUS box, you keep on asking me what's on my mind. — Joanne Lobedica
Like My Status and will post on your wall of what kind of candy you remind me of. — Jacob Hadley
LMS not Like My Status, but Like My Shit — Jawon Stewwert
I sort of have his voice in my head about how not to get seduced by money, status or superficial things. I dont really want… — Andrew Garfield
I'm posting this status cause I'm not studying. You're reading this status cause you're not studying. Now gimme a like since I'm right. — Unknown Author
I dont know why but I never run out of status each time I think of you.. — Joanne Lobedica
The status of a drug is irrelevant to a drug addict. If you're a drug addict, you're getting drugs. That's it. So in way, it's… — Russell Brand
It's bad enough to steal you fb status but when they do and they get more likes then you that's just messed up. — Mario Tomasello
Maybe One Days I'm Died Through HeartAttack,RoadAccident,Many More....Etc.! There's No One Known Who's Mak_786, And My Fans Are Still Waiting To Updated My Status — Mak_786
People spend more time growing their financial status rather than their intellectual property. — Jasmina Siderovski
B'tch I Liked You Status Not You! — Unknown Author

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