Status Quotes

1261 Status quotes by 934 unique authors

I never like my own status, bcuz I luv them, n luv is blind, hence ppls r nt able 2 see it . ;-) [OG] — Unknown Author
A guy's FB Status: I'm Online during CLass..:D lol . . Comment 4m his Teacher:Turn 2 page No.50 of ur textBook idiot:P . . principal… — Unknown Author
You Dont Have To Love Me. Im Not A Facebook Status ( : — Wiz Khalifa
Stop posting non-sense phrases on your status if you dont know the right spilling.. — Unknown Author
FUCK YOU!!! if the status is aimed at you then the shoes fit :D — Unknown Author
You and I are the only people who can see this status message. So come on. Let it rip. Tell me all about the people… — Unknown Author
I am smarter than the average, so attempting to run game on me will get you in the game over, you lose status quick — Danielle Lobbins
The other day I saw someone's status as — Thomas
Dam I Love Me Some Wiz Favorite Quote Yuh Dnt Gotta Like Me I'm Not a Facebook Status — Wiz Khalifa
There should be a Dislike button, on Facebook Because most of the status I see on Facebook are really creepy. Which makes wanna me dislike… — Unknown Author
SAY NO TO THE FACEBOOK STATUS PROSTITUTION! CREATE YOUR OWN QUOTES! — Unknown Author
(Insert Status Here) — Unknown Author
C'mon Girls Why Y'all Posting Y'all Status How You Miss That Guy Or How You Loved That Guy Want My Advise Just Stfu And Keep… — Unknown Author
Facebook is like a book, flip 1 one page your at the status flip 2, your at the wall. — Unknown Author
Soo I see you've been checking up on me, writing all that ying yang on your status I see. Wow I must be something important… — Cherise J
Im not a faceook status so you dont have too like me(: — Aubrie Willams(:
Im not a facebook status you dont have too like me. — Aubrie Willams(:
Ugh I get really disappointing when I see a friend has a really funny, witty FB status only to find out they got it off… — Davis
If you need to like your own status to get at least ONE like... then you probably shouldn't have posted it... — Unknown Author
You dont have to like me I'm not a facebookk status — Wiz Khalifa
I never hide my children to the public because I am their mother; I just hide my marital status at all. — Diana Yan Manan
I want to make a facebook account and the name be 3,000 People, so when I put a good facebook status I can like it… — Unknown Author
Just because you 'like' my status, doesn't mean I'm going to 'like' you. — Peyton(:
Nothing can stand against you when you know the authority you operate in because of the blood. His blood has given you the victory over… — Creflo Dollar
What the hell does economic status matter if our soul...has no value. — Romeo Santos

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