Status Quotes

1261 Status quotes by 934 unique authors

No My Status Wasn't Aimed At U but If The Shoe Fits, Feel Free To Wear It....... — Flexxyad
Facebook either makes you a saint,hyporcrite or a lunatic,go ahead and pick one,it's your status! — Nisa Reed
Put that on your Facebook status and suck it!!!! — Unknown Author
If someone is traveling on two boats then the relationship status has to be 'Complicated'. — Ray Mehta
'96 Impala, buckets under that. On automatic status, we ain't havin' none of that. — Unknown Author
Like my status, if you don't give a fuck. — Unknown Author
Status resides in your mentality not in your pocket. — Unknown Author
If everytime you and significant other get back together and you have to update your relationship status on Facebook for the whole world to see,… — Unknown Author
Thank you for all the letters of condolences....but my ex husband is alive and well. I only killed him off on my FB status....since I… — Unknown Author
You dont have tolike me , I'm not a facebook status — Unknown Author
The moment someone's happy that you liked their status... and then you un-like it. — Unknown Author
That awkward moment, When a kid that doesn't talk to people puts a status, and no one likes it, Then some beautiful girl puts the… — Unknown Author
One day faith will be a personal preference and not popular contest; where we believe in anything we want and not take it to serious… — Justin Crupi
Happiness is not based on material things we have or status we achieved. The substance of true happiness, is having someone to share with; all… — Ayleen Jane L Lowe
X?) It made me rezliae that my FB status can contribute to someone's insecurity or uneasiness. I wouldn't say that I'm always cheerful or optimistic… — Unknown Author
Facebook Status are more coneectnd I think, while twitter create so much confusion in users minds. Because people post so many links their. Nice info — Unknown Author
Hi John,Your post today seitkrs a chord among the millions of business owners, bloggers, authors, and solopreneurs around the world who find writing about themselves… — Unknown Author
Don't like your own facebook status. is like giving a high five to your self in public — Unknown Author
Its really funny how people liked their own status.! — Unknown Author
That's a nice quote you put as your status... what website you got that one from? — Unknown Author
That moment when you have a really clever facebook status, and a family member comments on it and just butchers the whole thing. — Sean Tedford
That moment when you have a really clever facebook status, and a family member comments on it and butcher's the whole thing. — Sean Tedford
Like my status for a... Jk I have a life — Francisco Moreno
The secret is to go to the Twitter laiapcption within the Facebook world. Here's a convenient shortcut:.The key link there is the box labelled Want… — Unknown Author
On facebook you can add ttewtir application. By the help of that application whenever you update your status by that application so your ttewtir status… — Unknown Author

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