Status Quotes

1261 Status quotes by 934 unique authors

My status is single, my heart is taken, but my mind is confused. — Raghib Clitso
Now a days People are judged on Facebook profiles and whats-app status updates. — Sushan
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as… — Hussein Nishah
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. — Hussein Nishah
That awkward moment when your Facebook status gets no likes — Hussein Nishah
-SINGLE Is not a status, it is a word that describes a person who is strong to live and enjoy life without depending on others. — Vanessa
You don't have like me I am not Facebook status — Newlove
Being over protective doesn`t means that you`re selfish sometimes its just one way of letting people know that yours is yours — John Arteme
Don't pay attention to this status, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I`m texting. — Lars Propst
If school has taught us anything, its texting without looking! — Unknown Author
Why are there so many handicap parking spots at Sports Authority? — Benny
No matter how long a tunnel is, there's always a light at the end, your present status doesn't define your future virtue, just don't give… — Blaze Olamiday
Being single isn't a status it shows that you can live without relying on someone else. — Destiny
You want a tampon for that status?You moody bitch. — Kaylee Smicklo
Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me whats on my mind?… — Bubbly
Just went on Facebook and saw a status saying 'like if your in the virgin crew xxx' I think I've lost hope in humanity — Amit Verma
Society these days: (facebook) *slut sends nudes* - eventually gets sent around. - too many pregnent teenagers. - direspect, rude and igorant. - * puts… — Kiara Leigh:*
All it takes to reach success is patients but yet I get impatient because I enjoy it when the bank is my current location — Unknown Author
I will bury you vertically to make sure you UNDER STAND — The Joker
Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The square pegs in round holes. The ones who see things differently. They aren't… — Brittany_Snyder
Motivational status of the day: Don`t be a douche. — Alisa Gattus
You dont have to like me I'm not you facebook status — Unknown Author
Just because I put up a status saying something random, does not mean its about you! and if you think it is, then it must… — Nishan Panwar
How am I supposed to mind my own business if you put all your personal problems as your status and it shows up on my… — Nishan Panwar

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