Status Quotes

1261 Status quotes by 934 unique authors

A lion dies hungry in the forest, And dogs eat the meat of a lamb. And a slave sleeps on silk, While a person of… — Ritu Ghatourey
People Upload here like its a Facebook status. Heres a quote, Bitch Don't Be Average ! — Anthony Vargas
Relationship Status: Shaved. Just in case. — Nikhil Saluja
Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason. — Unknown Author
She updated pic with me,she updated her status of my name and she ask me y you dint.I smile and said I updated you in… — Purvish
There are not a lot of opportunities in movies and TVs like it used to be for African-Americans. Back in the 90s, if you had… — Tommy Davidson
Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions. — Punkinhead Abhishek
Sometimes we don't care whether anyone likes our status or not. The only thing we care about is that the status reaches the one person… — Nishan Panwar
People who copy and paste jokes from others status messages are idiots. A few seconds ago Like Comment. — Nisha Kapoor
Find someone who will change your life and not just your relationship status. — Unknown Author
Though the laws are regarded as the expression of the peoples will, it is not always that the people start the process of legislation. There… — T Joseph Benziger
SINGLE OR NOT,put this as your status and see what other people comment! Be honest! Black -I want a relationship with you. Green - I`m… — Naye-Naye
Being single isn't a facebook ,twitter , or instgram status . it's a form of FREEDOM ! — Kei Monae
The sun does go down but it always comes back up everytime it goes down. Never give up when you're down. Sometimes those who die… — Frank Matobo
Just because I don't put up an indirect status up referring to how much I miss you or don't text you just to tell you… — Malishia M
Language is for a normal human conversation, sign language is for some special people but a silent heart to heart conversation is to connect with… — Bhargavi
If I take you away from me before I met I was single and unhappy for 7 months straight and idk how explain why I… — NIKLOVESMEEKA
Babey you are always going to be one les lonely girl I love you — NIKLOVESMEEKA
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change relationship status. After 3 it should be default to unstable — Unknown Author
Find Someone who change your life not your relationship status.. — JuLian AndRew
Is the glass half empty or half full? Life and relationships work better when the glass is half full. Below are some simple yet specific… — Unknown Author
This feeling so old but I love it, You made me so addicted like an alcoholic, I can't even remember the days when it started — Emanuel Sebastiao
Relationship Status : Battery died when I was about to say her 'I love you' , now she is taken. — Neeraj
I don't hate you. I hate your watsapp jokes. I hate your tweets. I hate your Facebook Status. I hate your foursquare check-ins. — Nikhil Saluja
Can't believe people still go to the gym when you can just post it as your status and go have some ice cream.. — Ritu Ghatourey

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