Status Quotes

1261 Status quotes by 934 unique authors

When A Girl Accept Your Frnd Request. It means she accepted your friendship not your proposal. When A Girl Send You A Friend Request, It… — Ritu Ghatourey
Counts your blessing one by one, then you'll know life is turn by turn, dont schedule your life on someone else's time, stick to your… — Blaze Olamiday
You dont have to like me,am not a facebook status:p — Justin Case
Sometimes comments are better than post and status updates on facebook. — Kevin McCarty
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who… — Stephanie
For all the ladies I'm not hot or gorgeous. I don't have an amazing figure or a flat stomach. I'm far from being considered a… — Ritu Ghatourey
These days people are not much in contact ... As they come know their status via facebook or WatsApp or BBM ..!!! ;) — Iyrrprabhu
There is no reason people should post the same damn thing over and over on Facebook. The same is always using same links status updates… — Kevin McCarty
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs, with a dirty… — Kevin McCarty
Give thanks to all those who have gone Before you who have doubted the status quo And who have identified injustice and Impatiently fought against… — Azgraybebly Joslan
My ex girlfriends status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her — Curly Girl
Small minds never make high status — Melody Minagar
Who do you think you are to yell at me? I'm sorry I deleted your number, and dont text you anymore, but hell who wouldnt?… — Delaney Ridnour
I bet you think this status is about you, dont you, dont you? Youre so vain! — Azgraybebly Joslan
Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending… — Ash Sweeney
That feeling you get when your crush relationship status changes to Single and your heart stops. Best feeling. — Ritu Ghatourey
That awkward moment someones comment on your Facebook status has more likes than the actual status. — Ritu Ghatourey
My status comes from my experience... Its not about you. Come over or get over yourself. — Prashanth Charice
I bet if I was a hot chick and I left a status that said Im brushing my hair. It would get about 50 likes. — Azgraybebly Joslan
I think its funny when someone updates their status with a depressing quote or about something bad that happened, and then people like it. The… — Azgraybebly Joslan
If Facebook really wanted to entertain us, theyd make it a requirement for people to share their mental status in addition to each new status… — Azgraybebly Joslan
Facebook needs to add still banging my ex as a relationship status option. — Azgraybebly Joslan
Some people just need to change their status updates to, Needs attention. — Azgraybebly Joslan
When your talking to someone it don't take weeks to build a relationship. When your status changes then you have weeks months and years to… — Kevin McCarty
Multiculturalism is a campaign to lower America's moral status by defining the American experience is terms of myriad repressions and their victims. By rewriting history,… — George F Will

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