Status Quotes
- Whether you are HAPPILY single, HAPPILY in a committed relationship or HAPPILY married the key is not the status but YOU understanding that YOU deserve… — Ritu Ghatourey
- ; I'm that girl. the one who purposely puts a status with a quote explaining exactly how I feel about you :* — Unknown Author
- People with Hey there! I am using whatsapp status are actually Not using WhatsApp ..!!:D — Akbar Cullen
- It seems like only people doing REALLY well in life post those Facebook status updates where every third letter is randomly capitalized. — Nikhil Saluja
- Ladies, men will listen to all your problems if you learned how to say thank you with a blowjob. — Ephrem Hardin
- Your status might say single, but your heart always finds a way to say taken. — Levita Charin
- If YOU have to ASK, if YOU 2 are IN A RELATIONSHIP or NOT then YOUR STATUS is SINGLE!!! — Jason Clark
- Facebook should add sexually active to their material status, it would save us on tons of poking. — Nikhil Saluja
- Some People Make Themselves Feel Special Unnecessarly Thiinking The Status We Update Are About Them. If They Were About You, We Would Have Tagged You… — Lekoma Precious Napo
- When gays hack into their boyfriend's Facebook account, do they change the status to, I'M STRAIGHT AND I LOVE EATING PUSSY!? — Nikhil Saluja
- No the outskirts of pain there is a city called gain and your shining is curved out of your sufferings as great status are are… — Jesse Joseph