Status Quotes

1261 Status quotes by 934 unique authors

Nothing breaks my heart like not getting comments on my funny status...women are even better than that. — Thabang Tshabalala
The gate is wide, the road is paved in moderation The crowd is kind and quick to pull you in Welcome to the middle ground… — Rachel
Infact what's the option comment for, or what does the word comment mean? Or there are people who are restricted in commenting in your status?… — Simie
You are my unquenched thirst, now my heart likes you at least now come to me, this is a request.. The status of my heart… — Unknown Author
That status wasn't even about you, but if the shoe fits.. Lace the bitch up. — Bambii
Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box. — Blondie:)
Your status always are 'bout money and upgrading your-self how Rich Gang you are but in you pictures you just Look as that!! — Junior DÃ¨ RÃ¨Ã¡l Testament
Single isn't just a status. It's a word that describes a person who is strong enough to enjoy life without having to depend on anybody… — Sarah Moores
Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life,your race or skin color,political views or culture. It depends on how… — Ally Mbululo Jr
Chill nigga but status aint about you !!!-_- — Kevin Hart
You delete someone off your Facebook because they never talk to you, never comment or like your status and everything, they just never say shit,… — Ritu Ghatourey
Being yourself is always hard people always stereotype you an group you straight away but people are unique in there own way because nobody can… — Ryan Davies
Meanwhile 'Whatsapp' Changed its status to, Hey there! Facebook is using me now. — Aamir
'A free people ought only be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of Independence from any… — George Washington
Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in… — Pinho
A good friend will like my status. A great friend will like my status, share it, and invite me to breakfast. — Justin Mccloskey
You know you are sad when you remove your DP and status on WhatsApp — Blossom
I don't give a fuck if you like what I post.. 'Cause I like what I post. — Raghib Clitso
Very cute answer by a Bf to his Gf... Girl :~ Why my name is always on your facebook status in every 2 minutes..?? Boy… — SAM (THE BEST)
England was once the Super Power of the world and help Enslave other races of people, so God took away their world super power status… — Glen Rambharack
Love me for who I am, not for how I look like and my status in life. — John Ryan Violeta
Relationship Status: () Single () In a relationship () Married () Engaged () Divorced (x) Waiting for a miracle — Babloo
I'm sorry that I'm not updating my Facebook status, my cat ate my mouse. - — Funny
Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to… — Ronak Gurung
Facebook shouldn't give us the option to like our own status. Some people didn't realize they shouldn't do it and this is undeniably annoying. — Mielya Saladdin

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