Status Quotes

1261 Status quotes by 934 unique authors

Someday,...someone will come into your LIFE and make you FORGET that your HEART was ever BROKEN. — Cheng
Someday, man will destroy themselves, and it is perhaps just as well. Then maybe the world will experience the status quo — Mattias Konradsson
Reading my old fb status and wondering how much have I changed in last couple of years or rather say how life has pushed me… — Jatin Tanwer
Its funny how people can talk so much shit bout YOU on Their status but are to much of a coward to say YOUR name..got… — Superman
According to status updates ,everyone I know is a free spirited,loving ,non materialistic,assertive and a genuine person. Could have fooled me ! — Ritu Ghatourey
Single isnt a SAD STATUS! Its a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live life without depending on the other — Superman
Someone asked me: How do you feel if you didn't update your facebook status in a day? Me: Well I feel like I didn't live… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi
I hate it when someonelikes my status and it about my terrible day — Hussein Nishah
Status quo is the reverse gear of history. — Tasneem Hameed
I could write you a song, I could daily change my status. But either way you will never know how my love longs for you — Hussein Nishah
3 Rules to live by : don't shop when you're hungry , don't date when you're horny , and don't update your status when you're… — Melchor Lim
Nothing means more to me than what we share no one in this whole world can ever compare. — Unknown Author
We live in society. Our security is dependent on our position in society. So whether we like it or not, a certain amount of our… — Ruben Papian
As I update this status, I don't want you to read it: ow' I knew you will read it and I know why you read… — Simphiwe Scientist
If I can combine all your facebook status, I can have a nice Horror, comedy, drama sci-fi movie in one day.. — Simphiwe Scientist
Just a little thing but it was higher hope, He has emotions just under the status hope, Insulted me by saying that he was an… — Unknown Author
They say if you want to update your status every minutes go to twitter, but last I checker twitter have limited words only 140 letters:… — Simphiwe
Facobook. Is where people get married at the age of 15years. And when writing your own status in your own wall in every minutes people… — Simphiwe
You status is axactly talking to me! How did you know I was in that situation...? Well I didn't know I guess you are not… — Unknown Author
Surely you are wondering when I will run out of status massegies? ..lol.. well I won't simple because life goes on and on each and… — Simphiwe
Dear my friends, I do not have a diary or journal where I can write all my status, but the I realize that facebook is… — Scientist
I may not have as many likes as your status update does but in realilty every one is talking about my status update — Simphiwe
You deleted me because you read only my status upades one after another for the last 3 hours — Simphiwe
Logging into my facebook every night in order to see, who had a bad day, good day, who goes to bed happily and who go… — Simphiwe
Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting. Arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates. — Bernajoy Vaal

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