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• I'm sorry that I can't snap my fingers and undo 50 years of bad American foreign policy. — Harry Browne
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• I think that the days when newspaper barons could basically click their fingers and governments would snap to attention have gone. — Nick Clegg
• A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings… — Mark Twain
• My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd… — Louie Anderson
• What if in my waking hours a sound should ring through the silent halls of hearing? ... Would the bow and string… — Helen Keller
• It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that… — Jack Handey
• Take some initiative and snap outside of passivity; consistent small actions have impact. — Darren Rowse
• Sometimes a slight pace change is all you need to snap out of a mental or pyhsical funk. — Mark Plaatjes
• I saw Nicki for the first time and, like, literally fell in love. She had this snap-back hat on that said 'Minaj.'… — Drake
• Of course I realize that photography is not the technical facility as much as it is the eye, and this decision that… — Ben Shahn
• Mortality is, in reality, a very, very short period. It is literally a snap of the fingers compared to an eternity. It… — Hartman Rector, Jr.

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