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Smoking Quotes by Bill Hicks
- Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and…
- Surgeon General's warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
- 'Warning: Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth.'...Found MY brand! Just don't get the ones that say 'lung cancer.'
- They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven't proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing.…
- I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
- They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You…
More Smoking Quotes
- Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?' Sarah Bernhardt: 'I don't care if you burn.' — Sarah Bernhardt
- Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. — Lara Flynn Boyle
- I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. — George Burns
- America must not ignore the threat gathering against us. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof, the… — George W. Bush
- The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry… — David Byrne
- I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he… — Johnny Carson
- In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, and… — Julia Child
- Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would… — Steve Allen
- My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if… — Winston Churchill
- Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking. — Loni Anderson
- My dad had emphysema and both of my parents had chronic bronchitis and ended up with cancers - all smoking related. — Loni Anderson
- [Smoking is] a dirty habit that should be banned from America by the Government, instead of moderate alcoholic drinking. — Auguste Piccard