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Eric Cartman has 31 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass…
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You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your…
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How would you like to suck my balls?
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Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the…
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Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an…
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Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my…
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Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and…
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When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls…
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MomKitty is being a dildo.
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Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?
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Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.
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Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs.
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Not to be confused with Spider-Man's other girlfriend Mary Jane Watson, who is a skank and doesn't love him like I do.
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You rock so, you rock so, you dip so, you dip so, you skank so, you skank so, and don't be no…
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Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs?" -Tommy
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I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank.
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You know," I said, holding my ground. "I gotta tell you. The goatee thing? Yeah, way over. And you know a little…
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She's a skank. He's a player. He's cute but almost OD'd last year, so he's a bad bet. She's a two-faced, lying,…
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She reached up and curled her fingers into mine. “He should take you to dinner.” To say that the mere thought horrified…
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I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?” “Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?”…
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This is how gurl's look when they see ugly ass skanks
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Fuck you,fuck your baby mama,fuck love, fuck niggas, fuck your kids cuz dey aint shit,fuck your bitches,fuck your whores,fuck your skanks,fuck your…
— Fuck Love
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A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods
— Eric Cartman
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