Sir Quotes

841 Sir quotes by 498 unique authors

Well put, sir, well put. I'll cetrianly make note of that. — Lucinda
Yeah, that's the tieckt, sir or ma'am — Finch
Dont Call me Sir, call me Survivor — Lil Wayne
Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. — Judge Judy
Do you know when a gift becomes a loan? When the relationship is over. Have you ever heard that sir? Well, neither have I. I… — Judge Judy
You know, I just wanna offer an explanation, sir, as to why you wound up on the side of state 20. It's not your fault,… — Due Date
I'm starting a new chapter, and in case you haven't heard, you sir are not in it. — Hayden Brooke
Yeah, that's the tecikt, sir or ma'am — Unknown Author
Yeah, that's the tikect, sir or ma'am — Danice
Then this would make me Stephen Colbert's stiesr. Hhhmmm Wouldn't I have even the vaguest memories of this? If true I must attest that you,… — Unknown Author
Bitch, they call it Motor City, cause you're most likely to crash. Fuck it! Good thing I got a chauffeur...Going broke? No sir! — Big Sean
Prof: what is ethics? student juan; hmmm ethics are the cousin of ducks , what can you say sir? Prof: very good that ethics will… — Unknown Author
Simon is going to be knighted. And he will make everyone call him Sir. — Paula Abdul
I had many years, many successful years playing under Sir Alex Ferguson. I wouldn't be in the position I am today if it wasn't for… — David Beckham
My parents moved to Los Angeles when I was really young, but I spent every summer with my grandparents, and I'd stay with my grandfather… — Forest Whitaker
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. — Unknown Author
Sherlock Holmes: She is a lovely woman, Watson, with a face that a man might die for. Dr. John Watson: A face a man might… — Unknown Author
I dont think Ill ever act again. I have so many wonderful memories but those days are over. Ive done a voiceover for an 85-minute… — Sean Connery
I went into a pub and asked the barmaid whether they did Cash back. To my surprise she replied, Actually sir, in the trade we… — Robert D Dangoor
Try not to move so fast. You know the sir comes last. I'm the lady fatha mucka try to show some class. — Kerli
Why do I always sit by men on a plane that have bad gas. Yes. Sir, I can smell it. — Tamera Mowry
World's Shortest Resignation Letter: Honorable Sir, I Love Your Wife... — Pacifiersucker
Yesterday we celebrated Sir Isaac Newtons discovery of gravity, today, Fabricio Oberto is defying it. — Bill Walton
Aye. You see, Sir, between the two of us, we do know them all. — John Proctor
Sir, do we get to win this time? — John Rambo

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498 authors contributed a total of 841 Sir Quotes, led by these top contributors: