Sir Quotes

841 Sir quotes by 498 unique authors

We all lose friends...we lose them in death, to distance and over time. But even though they may be lost, hope is not. The key… — SweetangelUnknown
Sir,I am often like their bus driver - On Sir Richard Branson's Quote 'Business opportunities are like buses, there's always another one coming' — Khumaer Singh
Razzle dazzle, the clock ticks. Are you ready for the answer? Hickety hey and burning wicks, hold out your empty hand, sir. Fate will fill… — Angelique Curran
Look at me when I'm talking to you boy Boy says ' it's not because I'm scare it because I'm afair I will kill you… — MrCountry
A man received message from his neighbor... Sorry sir.., I am using your wife. I am using day and night. I am using when u… — Ritesh
A 5yrs old girl asked her teacher; PLS SIR, DOES HONEY HAVE LEGS?? The teacher answered NO my dear but why do you asked? The… — Robzybobby
Soon, My Great Quest, shall begin. Sir Eric of Weird, upon the road. And you, my dear friend, shall be with me, smiling, giggling, each… — Eric Nickel
Sir Eric, Lays broken, Lost, Weeping, Trembling, In the arms, Of Lord Vlad, As he looks out upon the World, Radiating fury, Smiling, Fangs showing,… — Eric Nickel
Vlad??? VLAD!!!! GET AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER!!!!! NO!!! THIS MUST BE SAID!!! THEY MUST KNOW!!!! My friend, surely they are not ready.... I DON'T CARE!!!… — Eric Nickel
When you look into, These beautiful Green eyes, Can you see, The dual aspects, Of me? Sir Eric of Weird, Loving beyond measure, Loyal, Giggling.… — Eric Nickel
Architect, Astronaut, Composer, Writer, Artist, Poet, Love, Lover, Friend, Guide, Perfect Clarity, Complete Madness, Captain, Slave, Passion, Indifference, Hate, Joy, Full, Empty, Lonely, Lost, Complete,… — Eric Nickel
Sir Eric watches, Awe-struck, As he, we, the Phoenix, Escaping the flames, Reborn, Rises into the sky. A arrow, Perfect shot, And the Phoenix, Falls,… — Eric Nickel
Sir Jadeja — Unknown Author
Only Sir Jadeja Can !!! — Unknown Author
My Masterpiece complete, Sir Eric's Opus. Conductor or Love, Passion, Romance, Joy. A Song, A Dance, A Symphony. I scream to the World. I have… — Eric Nickel
Want a piggy back ride? Yes sir!! He crouches to give me a little help and I jump on his back. And he starts walking… — Unknown Author
I'm sorry you think I am a bitch sir... I had every intention of being super awesome today.... but unfortunately you pushed my bitch button. — Rose Etheridge
No sir, well, I don't wanna be the blame, not anymore. It's your turn, so take a seat. We're settling the final score, And why… — Paramore
May I take your order, sir? the waiter asked. Yes. How do you prepare your chickens? Nothing special, sir, he replied. We just tell them… — Troublemaker
YOU, sir, got me weepin like a baby. — Broken Soul
Cadbury Me Keede Dudh Me Milawat Pani Me Virus Cold drinks me kitnashak Saaf Bachi Hai to sirf Saali Daaru Piyo Sir Utha KE Jiyo… — Aakash Pattanayak
A waiter asks a man, may I take your order, sir? yes, the man replies. I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?… — Chloe
Inspector 2 Santa: Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri Khwahish Kia Ha? Santa:Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy kr K Phansi De Do-:) — Butterfly_Kisses
Employee : Sir, you called me? Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate. Employee : (After few mins) ,done sir Boss : Do… — Unknown Author
Pata nhi kyu log meri itni respect krte h main jb unhe msg krti hun to wo apna sir neeche jhuka kr mera msg padhte… — Sadie

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