Sir Quotes

841 Sir quotes by 498 unique authors

Sir I'm alive, it's still alive, ain't it? — John Rambo
You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem… — John Mcclane
Yes sir boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same. — John Coffey
The poor, Sir, who are the ones called upon to rot in the trenches, have no organized power, have no press to voice their will… — Robert La Folette
According to researchers a type of fat that accumulates around the hips and bottom may actually offer some protection against diabetes. Though it more than… — Seth Meyers
Im here with Sir Paul McCartney...Paul, nominated for the film Everybodys Fine, andeverybody was fine. — Billy Bush
BITCH I'LL BURN THIS MOTHER FUCKER TO THE GROUND NOW WHERE IS IT? Sir, calm down, your toy is under the McNuggets. — Jerett Parker
Sir My Art Indian Flag In The Eye Of A Needle I Sad. My 10 Yers Lost Of Of ArtWork How To Benefit My Art… — Unknown Author
Sgt. Hartman: 'How tall are you, Private?'... Private Cowboy: 'Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!'... Sgt. Hartman: 'Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!' — Unknown Author
COP: sir, have you been drinking? MAN: no! COP: papers.. MAN: Scissors, I WIN! — Unknown Author
No sir man, I don't like that crap. I'm a rocker, dude, through and through. Here's my favorite bands. AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar,… — Joe Dirt
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in… — Sheryne Brooks
Height of Double Meaning swimming teacher to boys Teacher- you did? boy--- yes sir! how much time u take boy---10 mniute :D Teacher-atnee dheere...teez karo!!!… — Shubham Noottee Pandey
A mad man was seen with his head in a mail box man: excuse me sir..are you all right? What are you doing? Mad man:… — Unknown Author
Love is sooooo beautiful when I see Sir Bobby Charlton and wife sittinG at Old Trafford. (TRUE LOVE) — Niidoodo
Judge What is more sensual, sexier than a Cat Walk? Contestant Sir, Definitely a Komodo Dragon Walk moving his/her/its bottom 75 Degrees both sides. Thats… — Mohit Sharma
They say that Good ultimately wins, OK! Sir, Agreed! but the win-loss record of Good vs. Evil is like population of (Moldova vs. China). — Mohit Sharma
Excuse me, sir. I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you. — Ramandeep Singh
Why don't you tell me that If the girl had been worth having she'd have been waiting for you? no, sir the girl really worth… — Unknown Author
O, pluck was he to the backbone and clear grit through and through; Boasted and bragged like a trooper; but the big words wouldn't do;… — Constance Fenimore Woolson
Alonzo. What, all so soon asleep! I wish mine eyes Would, with themselves, shut up my thoughts. I find They are inclined to do so.Sebastian.… — William Shakespeare
Feste. The better for my foes and the worse for my friends. Orsino. Just the contrary: the better for thy friends. Feste. No, sir, the… — William Shakespeare
You took my daughter's virginity! Sorry sir, it won't happen again... — Scarlet Kim
Sir, that much prudence calls for too much worry; I cannot foresee misfortunes so far away. — Jean Racine
Maria. Nay, but say true, doesit work upon him? Sir Toby Belch. Like aqua vitae with a midwife. — William Shakespeare

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