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Sir Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
- Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.
- You agreee with me that the situation is a lulu? Certainly, a somewhat sharp crisis in your affairs would appear to have been precipitated, Sir.
- Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.' Yes, sir?' Is it really a frost?' A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my opinion.' But lots…
- You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.
- I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And…
- Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
- There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'" "The mood will pass, sir.
- -'What do ties matter, Jeeves, at a time like this?' There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter
- I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd…
- I don't want to seem always to be criticizing your methods of voice production, Jeeves, I said, but I must inform you that that 'Well,…
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- I don't call you handsome, sir, though I love you most dearly: far too dearly to flatter you. Don't flatter me. — Charlotte Bronte
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- Pray look better, Sir... those things yonder are no giants, but windmills. — Miguel de Cervantes
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