"Marriage is not a process for prolonging the……" — P.G. Wodehouse

"Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse."

— P.G. Wodehouse

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279 Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse

P.G. Wodehouse has 279 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that…
Golf acts as a corrective against sinful pride. I attribute the insane arrogance of the later Roman Emperors almost entirely…
Confidence, of course is an admirable asset to a golfer, but it should be an unspoken confidence. It is perilous…
The test of a great golfer is his ability to recover from a bad start.
I wonder what Tommy Morris would have had to say to all this number 6-iron, number 12-iron, number 28-iron stuff.…
Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed…
Men capable of governing empires fail to control a small white ball, which presents no difficulties whetever to others with…
Many bad golfers marry, feeling that a wife's loving solicitude may improve their game. But they are rugged, thick-skinned men,…
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to…
Flowers are happy things.

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More Corpse Quotes

This quote is filed under Corpse Quotes, one of 219 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

That is ever the way. Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse. — James M. Barrie
Confront a corpse at least once. The absolute absence of life is the most disturbing and challenging confrontation you will… — David Bowie
I was sad that Corpse Bride was so short. I would've liked to have had her around for way longer.… — Helena Bonham Carter
Without tradition, art is a flock of sheep without a shepherd. Without innovation, it is a corpse. — Winston Churchill
Under each formula lies a corpse. — Emile M. Cioran
The decay of society is praised by artists as the decay of a corpse is praised by worms. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
If you are slain in battle, you should be resolved to have your corpse facing the enemy. — Yamamoto Tsunetomo
Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a… — Arthur Conan Doyle
Pain lays not its touch upon a corpse. — Aeschylus
Death is given in a kiss; the dearest kindnesses are fatal; and into this life, where one thing preys upon… — Robert Louis Stevenson
He makes a very handsome corpse and becomes his coffin prodigiously. — Oliver Goldsmith
Religion in the West has a very wrong connotation. It has almost reached to a point where the very word… — Rajneesh

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