Sir Quotes

841 Sir quotes by 498 unique authors

It's call it in the air alright yes sir we want the ball. — Kenny Chesney
So keep your friend dem close, and keep your enemies closer but dat don't mean you visit piece a dem inna sofa no sir. — Serani
I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.… — Anchorman
I'm sorry sir. I meant please, Professor, could you show me? — Tom Riddle
Sir, is it true that Professor Merrythought is retiring? — Tom Riddle
Sir, I wondered what you know about... about Horcruxes? — Tom Riddle
But you obviously know all about them, sir? I mean, a wizard like you sorry, I mean, if you can't tell me, obviously I just… — Tom Riddle
I don't need you I'm used to doing things for myself, I go around London on my own all the time. How do you get… — Tom Riddle
Half-blood, sir, Muggle father, witch mother. — Tom Riddle
Uh, your cow's like, broken sir. - Butt-Head — Beavis And Butthead
This will be, you and me, yes-sir-ee, eternally. Hugging and squeezing and kissing and pleasing. — Natalie Cole
What woman, sir? This here's a ho. -A Pimp Named Slickback — Boondocks
Sir, I don't think God really cares too much about us, or he wouldn't have put us here. I mean, look where we stay at.… — O-Dog
Not the function; the temperature. I fear its gone cold... since Serenity, sir. Since you stopped going. — Kings
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.' — Homer Simpson
I'm your biggest fan, sir. When I was a boy I worshiped you....and Jesus of course. — Hank Hill
Worker's comp? Do I look like a hobo to you? No, sir, I am not going on welfare. — Hank Hill
When asked about Bach, Sir Thomas Beecham replied: — Unknown Author
Im a gangsta by choice I hope my sons choose wiser and dont call me sir, call me survivor. — Lil Wayne
Sad, but one day our kids will have to visit museums to see what a lady looks like. So if you find one, I beg… — Andre 3000
Just wishing I could do the job for you, sir. I'd give her a HA! And a HI-YA! And then a OUU-WA! And I'd kick… — Unknown Author
Going broke... no sir! — Big Sean
Sir, you have no bail. OH JESUS, HOW AM I GON PAY 10% OF NOTHING JESUS, I CAN'T DO ALGEBRA LORD! — Katt Williams
Excuse me sir but I'm an American Patriot,A southern Girl, and a strong believer, so I'll keep my pledge, I'll keep my Guns, and I'll… — Unknown Author
Yeah, that's the tkicet, sir or ma'am — Unknown Author

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498 authors contributed a total of 841 Sir Quotes, led by these top contributors: