"Sir don't pee on my leg and tell…" — Judge Judy
"Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining."
More Leg Quotes
- I thought if anyone need a leg up, it was our foster children. So, I started getting involved in education… — Michele Bachmann
- I then realized my appearance was a bit odd. My right leg was no longer with me. It had caught… — Douglas Bader
- Time is a great conference planning our end, and youth is only the past putting a leg forward. — Djuna Barnes
- My stories run up and bite me on the leg - I respond by writing down everything that goes on… — Ray Bradbury
- You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like… — Steve Carell
- If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two… — George Carlin
- I've always said that the 1986 [Immigration Reform and Control] Act had a fourth leg [in addition to law enforcement,… — Jan C. Ting
- It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg. — Unknown Author
- The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no… — Thomas Jefferson
- C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows… — Bjarne Stroustrup
- In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture. — Nancy Banks-Smith
- No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as… — Frederica Mathewes-Green