Pee Quotes

115 quotes by 107 authors

My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special.… — Jacqueline Bisset
No matter how many shows I've done, as soon as they say it's time to start, I get that nervous sensation and feel like I… — Gisele Bundchen
When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee! — Paris Hilton
Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee… — Iggy Pop
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee… — Will Rogers
Never make a decision when you need to pee. — Leonard Cohen
Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink. — Charles Bukowski
The big occurrences in life, the serious ones, have for me always been nearly impossible to recognize because they never feel big or serious. In… — Curtis Sittenfeld
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. — Judy Sheindlin
..."Fun?" you ask. "Weren't feminists these grim-faced, humorless, antifamily, karate-chopping ninjas who were bitter because they couldn't get a man?" Well, in fact the problem… — Susan J. Douglas
To demand that a person pee in a cup whenever you wish him to, without a documented reason to suspect that he has been using… — Alexander Shulgin
Years after I'd seen him for the last time I found myself thinking of him unexpectedly and often. You know how certain places grow powerful… — Don DeLillo
That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans. — Slash
You must have a bladder like Lake Erie. I think empires rose and fell in the time it took you to pee. I could hear… — Neil Gaiman
I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader — D. J. MacHale
Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? — John Green
Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck. — Christopher Paul Curtis
I went to the entrance to the restroom, where the hallway did a sharp bend so nobody could peek into the girls' pee-palace. — Lilith Saintcrow
I offered to pee on him, but they said no — James Patterson
I moved up beside Jamie."I have to go." She frowned at me. "Where?" I pressed a hand to the bottom of my belly. "My bladder.It-"… — Kelley Armstrong

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