Pee Quotes
115 quotes by 107 authors
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My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special.…
— Jacqueline Bisset
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No matter how many shows I've done, as soon as they say it's time to start, I get that nervous sensation and feel like I…
— Gisele Bundchen
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When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!
— Paris Hilton
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Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I like to pee…
— Iggy Pop
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee…
— Will Rogers
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Never make a decision when you need to pee.
— Leonard Cohen
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Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
— Charles Bukowski
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The big occurrences in life, the serious ones, have for me always been nearly impossible to recognize because they never feel big or serious. In…
— Curtis Sittenfeld
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Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
— Judy Sheindlin
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..."Fun?" you ask. "Weren't feminists these grim-faced, humorless, antifamily, karate-chopping ninjas who were bitter because they couldn't get a man?" Well, in fact the problem…
— Susan J. Douglas
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To demand that a person pee in a cup whenever you wish him to, without a documented reason to suspect that he has been using…
— Alexander Shulgin
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Years after I'd seen him for the last time I found myself thinking of him unexpectedly and often. You know how certain places grow powerful…
— Don DeLillo
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That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans.
— Slash
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You must have a bladder like Lake Erie. I think empires rose and fell in the time it took you to pee. I could hear…
— Neil Gaiman
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I have a sudden urge to pee.- Spader
— D. J. MacHale
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Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked. How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?
— John Green
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Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.
— Christopher Paul Curtis
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I went to the entrance to the restroom, where the hallway did a sharp bend so nobody could peek into the girls' pee-palace.
— Lilith Saintcrow
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I offered to pee on him, but they said no
— James Patterson
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I moved up beside Jamie."I have to go." She frowned at me. "Where?" I pressed a hand to the bottom of my belly. "My bladder.It-"…
— Kelley Armstrong
Who Wrote These Pee Quotes
107 authors contributed a total of 115 Pee Quotes, led by these top contributors: