Pee Quotes
- Friends are like pee everyone can see it but your the only one that can feel the fuzzy wamrth — Unknown Author
- Having all your dress clothes ironed and on, then your body is like: I gotta pee. — Crapp
- She said she loves me , now she makes me ill , I want to pee coz love Dont pay the Bill... — Unknown Author
- Nothing feels better than walking back into your warm bed after a morning pee. — Unknown Author
- She's back on the cell phone.. Better pee on the fire and call the dogs. -Phil — Duck Dynasty
- The ones that learn by reading............ The few who learn by observation.......... The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find… — Nikhil Saluja
- Stop I'm gonna pee!!! — The Internet
- The doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks... So now I have to sit down when I pee. — Nikhil Saluja
- Sometimes PDA is just a way to mark your territory. Since it's usually frowned upon to pee on people (at least in public), you give… — Prince Shawn
- E3 skin is dry from dehydration and irritated from thick makeup. 5 hour live show = no time to pee so no one drinks water… — Morgan Webb
- Biggest worry after going to bed every night: Should I go pee right now, or wait until tomorrow morning? — ARINDAM SEN
- Couples Kiss in the rain, Singles Pee in the rain romantic — KM II
- Lying in bed in the middle of the night deciding whether its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it… — Punkinhead Abhishek
- Proud to announce I've now entered the pull my pants down when I pee stage of life. — Nikhil Saluja
- I spent a night in jail but honestly who could have known it's illegal to pee from a hotel balcony into the spinning blades of… — Nikhil Saluja