Pee Quotes

115 quotes by 107 authors

You got a problem?" he drawled, obviously expecting me to pee my pants before falling to the ground and groveling like an unworthy subject of… — Jennifer Rardin
I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you… — Laini Taylor
Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage. — Trent Reznor
He looked like such a Republican. He dressed like Pee-Wee Herman. But had I known what he had done when I was reading about him,… — Matthew Bright
I could actually care less about the poor. We have some living near us, and pee-yew. They are always coming and going to their three… — George Saunders
Who knows how to make love stay? Tell love you are going to the Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a… — Tom Robbins
Hahahah ~~~ the things my sister sends me that make me almost pee myself ~~ ^_^ hahahh — Zach
I'm so grateful for every little thing GOD has make me achieve ,if it wasn't for him ,I would be still learning how to pee… — Brighton Simpsons
AMBER, today is the day when baby dragons will rise up and rule the earth! Wait, no, that's not right. Today is the day that… — Leslie
That awkward moment when the bathroom is silent except for the sound of your pee and you are there.. hoping no one hears. — Unknown Author
PEE-PEE AND POO-POO C; — Unknown Author
Love is nice I like rice my name is dave microwave cheese please I just sneezed no fights I like knights kidneys mid peas the… — Luke Kinney
There are 3 types of people: 1. People who pee in the shower 2. Liars 3. Multidimensionally Retarted — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou
Be like an infant baby, who doesnt ask his or her mother if he or she can pee on her or not, he or she… — HQLinesme
Penis breath, a lover's dread is what you get when you give head. Unpleasant as it tends to be be grateful that he doesn't pee.… — Unkown
I like to tell people when I have to go pee o.o and I really do have to go this second. just thought you had… — Patience
Really ha ha — Norden
Lmao I love you hunter and I gotta pee and I wish u were here _ — Patience
Be warned! If someone will borrow you money, be sure you know how to play pee-a-boo or hide and seek. They surely will gonna play… — Leonora R Aquino
I wouldn't recommend investing a lot of time worrying about a guy who's plans for world domination involved chicken suits and making people laugh so… — Rock Cowles

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