Pee Quotes

115 quotes by 107 authors

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer. — Green Monk
It's very little trouble for me to accomodate my fans, unless I'm actually taking a pee at the time. — Harrison Ford
Girls pee pee when they see me. Navajos creep me in they tee-pees — Biggie
I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide in a bush. — Snooki
In front Of The Corner Store Under The Canopy, Chick Wanna Stand Wit Me She Gotta Drink A Can Of Pee, Thts A Pineapple Soda,… — Camron
The jewels is flirting me, damned if I'm hurting. Legend in two games like I'm Pee Wee Kirkland. — Pusha T (Clipse)
Everybody rat now, spittin on the beat tapes. Dirtball niggaz, can't even pee straight. — Tony Yayo
And when your cup overflow, I'll pee some more. — Prince
Hey lady, won't you be my dog and I'll be your tree and you can pee on me. — Funkadelic
Cute, cute, little baby, little pee pee, little toes. — Talking Heads
I have to pee out of my ass. — Nick Swardson
Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants! — Billy Madison
You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's your's just because you marked it with your urine! - Rollo — Juno (The Movie)
Where's the bathroom at cause I really really gotta pee. — Afrojack
1 2 3 let me pee or be free — Shay
You bordo like Enrique, Im toupee, Im three-pee. Im looking like Imma sweep stakes but I treat ya girl like a cheap skate. Cause I… — Big Sean
Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. — Judge Judy
That awkward momment when you get up to go pee in the middle of the night and run back to your room when your done… — Imansta
Dear people who write on bathroom walls, I don`t care who you love. I`m just trying to pee. -_- — Itsme867
My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee — Carlos De'shawn Banks

Who Wrote These Pee Quotes

107 authors contributed a total of 115 Pee Quotes, led by these top contributors: