Pee Quotes

115 quotes by 107 authors

Waiters will always pee in soup, people will always fall in love. — Chuck Palahniuk
Place unopened pouch in warm water for 5-10 minutes. Unopened pouch may be laid on a warm surface. Lay unopened pouch in direct sunlight. Not… — S.A. Bodeen
Here I am with a seriously hunky guy and I'm covered in demon pee. Why does the universe hate me? — Jana Oliver
I was compiling a list in my head titled 'Reasons to Get Up: You Don't Have to Leave, but You Can't Pee Here. — Sloane Crosley
This is the Speaker for the Dead? Judging someone by appearances?" "Maybe I've fallen in love with Grego." "You've always been a sucker for people… — Orson Scott Card
Did you ever see so many pee-wee hats, Carl?" "They're beanies." "They call them pee-wees in Brooklyn." "But I'm not in Brooklyn." "But you're still… — Betty Smith
Dennis looked at the puppy in the window. We both did. It was the oddest thing. Normally, puppies in pet store windows sleep or pee… — Augusten Burroughs
I wouldnâ€™t want you to get in the shower and then pass out or some such. How about if I help you get out of… — Devon Monk
favor de dejar un especimim em este copa para el doctor what? she told you to pee in a cup, i think that means get… — Michele Jaffe
Trav, if you cross us -- " "I know. You'll get me. I'll try not to pee all over myself in terror. — Rachel Caine
Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy? — James Dashner
Just like an alley in New York -like every alley in the world, apparently- it smelled like cat pee. — Cassandra Clare
Mine is a very matter-of-fact approach to the problem. If you can select a population and they're educated and they're properly brought up, then you… — Lee Kuan Yew
So planning something big." "If this is the work of the Overtakers, we've never seen anything like it." "It is," a voice said behind them.… — Ridley Pearson
Dogs are here to remind us life really is a simple thing. You eat, sleep, take walks, and pee when you must. That's about all… — Jonathan Carroll
You're going to pee in someone's suitcase?" "Do you have any other ideas?" And suddenly Miracolina begins to snicker, then giggle, then giggle, then cackle… — Neal Shusterman
In Rome, I really wanted an Audrey Hepburn Roman Holiday experience, but the Trevi Fountain was crowded, there was a McDonald's at the base of… — Gayle Forman
Thatâ€™s a funny thing: you think, when awful things happen, everything else just stops, like you would forget to pee and eat and get thirsty,… — Lauren Oliver
I feel like I might start crying and that I'm going to cry pee. — John Green
Is there some kind of rule for when Sam should be a boy and when he's a Wolf?" "A Wolf lifts his leg and yellows… — Anne Bishop

Who Wrote These Pee Quotes

107 authors contributed a total of 115 Pee Quotes, led by these top contributors: