"Here I am with a seriously hunky guy……" — Jana Oliver
"Here I am with a seriously hunky guy and I'm covered in demon pee. Why does the universe hate me?"
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52 Quotes by Jana Oliver
Jana Oliver has 52 quotes on this site.
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I learned that the Holy Water better be fresh, that I need practice throwing the spheres, and that someone has…
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The next kiss deepened, became more urgent, needy. There was no space between them, and she could feel he enjoyed…
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He pulled her into a tight embrace. There was the sting of tears on her cheeks, but they weren't hers.…
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I'll be there for ya, girl. No matter what. Beck took a deep breath and released it slowly. He had…
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Ya hafta be there for Beck. He only has you." Riley sighed. "I'll get the car.
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That's Denver Beck, isn't it? Paul mentioned him. What's he like?" Ori asked. "Oh, where do I start? Beck's mouthy…
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My name is Mortimer Alexander and I am a licensed summoner." "Darn. I'd hoped you were the pizza delivery guy.
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Riley. How bad has it been?" "Just fabulous. The demonic kitten really made my night.
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Adults always acted like they could fix everything. But they can't. And they know it.
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The End is Nigh!" the man shouted. "Is there still time for hot chocolate?" Riley asked. The-End-is-Nigh guy blinked. "Ah,…
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'The demon cried, waving its furry arms above his head like a demented orangutan.
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I can't face losin' ya, Riley. Yer all I got left in this world.” That brutal honesty again. He'd peeled…
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Never in the history of fashion has so little material been raised so high to reveal so much that needs…
— Cecil Beaton
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A throne is only a bench covered with velvet.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
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My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.
— Elayne Boosler
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It were a real increase of human happiness, could all young men from the age of nineteen be covered under…
— Thomas Carlyle
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I think I've still got a bit of a sado-masochistic streak in me, because if I'm not going to be…
— Helena Bonham Carter
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We avenge intellect when we dupe a fool, and it is a victory not to be despised for a fool…
— Giacomo Casanova
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One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of courage to reach the unreachable stars;…
— Miguel de Cervantes
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I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud.
— Brian Clough
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True realism consists in revealing the surprising things which habit keeps covered and prevents us from seeing.
— Jean Cocteau
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When I was 14, I thought I looked terrible. I wore these typical Slavic shoes with metal bottoms so you…
— Marina Abramovic
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And in this battle, Brother William (Guillaume), Master of the Templars, lost an eye; and he had lost the other…
— Jean de Joinville
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The doctrine that might makes right has covered the earth with misery. While it crushes the weak, it also destroys…
— John Peter Altgeld
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