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• My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This… — Jacqueline Bisset
• No matter how many shows I've done, as soon as they say it's time to start, I get that nervous sensation and… — Gisele Bundchen
• When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee! — Paris Hilton
• Well, I don't use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in the yard or the garden, because I… — Iggy Pop
• There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them… — Will Rogers
• Never make a decision when you need to pee. — Leonard Cohen
• Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink. — Charles Bukowski
• The big occurrences in life, the serious ones, have for me always been nearly impossible to recognize because they never feel big… — Curtis Sittenfeld
• Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. — Judy Sheindlin
• ..."Fun?" you ask. "Weren't feminists these grim-faced, humorless, antifamily, karate-chopping ninjas who were bitter because they couldn't get a man?" Well, in… — Susan J. Douglas
• To demand that a person pee in a cup whenever you wish him to, without a documented reason to suspect that he… — Alexander Shulgin
• Years after I'd seen him for the last time I found myself thinking of him unexpectedly and often. You know how certain… — Don DeLillo

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