Pee Quotes

115 quotes by 98 authors

Plus I'm on probation, when they test me I just pee Rose. — Meek Mill
That moment when you really have to pee but your to darn lazy to get up to use the bathroom. — Unknown Author
My parents did not trust me. I had to pee in a cup every night. — Kelly Osbourne
I didn't fully pee my pants. — Jennifer Lawrence
It's very little trouble for me to accommodate my fans, unless I'm actually taking a pee at the time. — Harrison Ford
A WISE MAN washes his hand after he PEES. But, A WISER MAN Doesn't PEE On his hand ... — Pacifiersucker
Vince is the funniest person I've ever worked with in my entire life. There were days when we were shooting things, I would laugh so… — Reese Witherspoon
I've been standing in the bathroom at the doctors office trying to pee in a cup for an hour. I literally cannot make myself go...Wtf! — Frankie Muniz
Hey Buddy Anyone Going on with me, the later do not tell me that some of I'm does not share with someone, I'm going to… — Mak_786
I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg… — Robert Schimmel
I was not a big drug person. I couldn't smoke pot because it made me so paranoid that I couldn't tell if I had to… — Pamela Anderson
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's,… — Unknown Author
That moment were you got to pee but don`t want to get up — Michael
A friend is someone who makes you smile, but a real friend is someone who makes you laugh until you pee your pants — Unknown Author
Baby, you're the reason I get up in the morning... LOL JK, I need to pee. — Amit Verma
I hate when people ask me stupid questions..Like do you have a bathroom in home? no. I just pee in the bushes outside...ass hole — Shubham Noottee Pandey
I'm gonna pee due to boredom. — Ramandeep Singh
Lying in bed wondering if its worth it to get up and pee — Bianca Knoechel
I think this year I am going to ask for a bouncy house on the dance floor. At my age, the bouncy house is safer… — Tammi Post
Technology: Pee on the iPhone 5, it turns pink if you're pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja

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