Great Sir Thoughts

841 Sir quotes by 498 unique authors

Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference! — Jeffrey Sarpong
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. — Nikhil Saluja
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' — Nikhil Saluja
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. He who controls others may be powerful,… — Unknown Author
A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she… — MlY AB
Whether its Sir Disick, Lord Disick or Count Disick. Becoming Royal is really gonna get the respect that I deserveLike I dont need to be… — Scott Disick
You go girl. I mean sir. — Kourtney Kardashian
They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar, called poor-dar. They… — Nikhil Saluja
You sir,your very attractive. therefore,i shall stare at you. — Zaynab
I love south africa : they ask this guy : So sir will ever try do bicycle stunts: SiR: No I am afraid to kill… — Syntific
The cobra will bite you whether you call it cobra or Sir. Cobra. — Nikhil Saluja
Those awkward conversations with the hairdresser..Hold your dick sir let me trim your pubic hair. — Nikhil Saluja
Nick,Nick,Nick, eh ... What can I say ? Excuse me, but you're a little shit. It Must Be Fucking Awesome For You, Being An Expert… — Leila
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter? Yes, said Harry stiffly. Yes, sir. There's no need to call me sir… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
You ever wonder how police on bikes arrest people. Alright sir, step into the basket — Nate
Teacher : U failure ! At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class Student : Mind u, Sir, but at Ur age Hitler… — Babloo

Who Wrote These Sir Quotes

498 authors contributed a total of 841 Sir Quotes, led by these top contributors:

Great Sir Thoughts

More Ways to Read Sir Quotes

Who Wrote These Sir Quotes