Silly Quotes

1456 quotes by 1050 authors

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. — Steven Wright
Questions are great, but only if you know the answers. If you ask questions and the answers surprise you, you look silly. — Laurell K. Hamilton
If you're looking to get silly, you better go back to from where you came. because the cops don't need you and man they expect… — Bob Dylan
It's not a silly question if you can't answer it. — Jostein Gaarder
At heart, he could not abide sense in women: he liked to see them as silly, as light-headed, as vain, as open to ridicule as… — Charlotte Bronte
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay! — Steven Wright
The life you have led doesn't need to be the only life you have. — Anna Quindlen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No. — Woody Allen
I heard what you said. Iâ€™m not the silly romantic you think. I donâ€™t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I donâ€™t want gemstones… — Shana Abe
Apparently the complete works of Shakespeare packed quite a wallop. To think, my mother said I'd never find use for an English degree. Ha! I'd… — Rachel Vincent
It is a sad thing to think of, but there is no doubt that genius lasts longer than beauty. That accounts for the fact that… — Oscar Wilde
You have grown abominably lazy, and you like gossip, and waste time on frivolous things, you are contented to be petted and admired by silly… — Louisa May Alcott
Love is like the wild rose-briar; Friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, But which will bloom most constantly? The… — Emily Dickinson
Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies. — Gene Hill
Turn around, Piglet. Step lightly, Pooh. This silly ol' dance is perfect for two. — A A Milne
Some stories, sheâ€™d say, the more you tell them, the faster you use them up. Those kind, the drama burns off, and every version, they… — Chuck Palahniuk
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly! — George Carlin
Daisy had known the novel was silly even as she had read it, but that had not detracted one bit from her enjoyment. — Lisa Kleypas
You can choose your friends but you sho' can't choose your family, an' they're still kin to you no matter whether you acknowledge 'em or… — Harper Lee
Camelot is a silly place. — Graham Chapman

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