Silly Quotes

1456 quotes by 1050 authors

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. — Paul Theroux
I just feel - specifically about that holiday - why is it just one day that you have to tell the person that you love… — Michelle Trachtenberg
Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it. — Anthony Trollope
Don't let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine. — Anthony Trollope
If you can't convince them, confuse them. — Harry S. Truman
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. — Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. — Mark Twain
By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. — Mark Twain
The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his, like, shabby, dirty, nasty… — Sid Vicious
Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it. — Stephen Vizinczey
I could have been an architect, but I don't think I'd have been very happy. Nearly all modern architecture is a silly game as far… — Roger Waters
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. — Bill Watterson
I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and… — John Wayne
It's silly to work hard the whole week and then spoil it by not preparing properly before the game. — Arsene Wenger
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong. — Mae West
Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind. — William Westmoreland
There is no sin except stupidity. — Oscar Wilde
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. — Sloan Wilson
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. — Tom Wilson
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. — Woodrow Wilson

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