Silly Quotes

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When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. — George Bernard Shaw
I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad. — George Bernard Shaw
I remember being a little kid sitting in the living room with my brother and some friends from around the neighborhood, and I would sit… — Mike Shinoda
Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me… — Shel Silverstein
When you're offered things, it makes it so much easier to be indecisive. And it's silly because you can pass on some really amazing things. — Alicia Silverstone
My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny. — Richard Simmons
The very essence of literature is the war between emotion and intellect, between life and death. When literature becomes too intellectual - when it begins… — Isaac Bashevis Singer
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. — Red Skelton
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a… — Red Skelton
Even now, I'm very superstitious, in silly ways. I always put my left boot on first. Or on set, I always tie my bow tie… — Matt Smith
Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs. — Susan Sontag
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools. — Herbert Spencer
You can go from doing something quite silly to something dead serious in the blink of an eye, and if you're making those connections with… — Bruce Springsteen
I like summer. I like warmer weather and long days. I'm one of those silly people who still enjoy lying in the sun - my… — Danielle Steel
When I seemed to be irritable or sad, my father would quote the learned Dr. Knight, and then say, 'Just go to sleep.' Like all… — Ben Stein
You'll be old and you never lived, and you kind of feel silly to lie down and die and to never have lived, to have… — Gertrude Stein
Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise! — Wallace Stevens
Even while starting out I took things very seriously; I wasn't the sort of kid that would do a doll commercial or do a series… — Kristen Stewart
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Joe Theismann
There's this expression called postmodernism, which is kind of silly, and destroys a perfectly good word called modern, which now no longer means anything. — Twyla Tharp

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