Silly Quotes

1456 quotes by 1050 authors

Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. — Milton Berle
Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the… — Jerome K. Jerome
Men of sense, whatever you may choose to say, do not want silly wives. — Jane Austen
There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out. — Gena Showalter
Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly. — Chuck Palahniuk
A game: say something. Close your eyes and say something. Anything, a number, a name. Like this (she closes her eyes): Two, two what? Two… — Andre Breton
Facts are stupid things. — Ronald Reagan
Oh, don't be silly - EVERYONE wants this. Everyone wants to be *us*. — Lauren Weisberger
A silly idea is current that good people do not know what temptation means. This is an obvious lie. Only those who try to resist… — C.S. Lewis
They misunderestimated me. — George W. Bush
A certain critic -- for such men, I regret to say, do exist -- made the nasty remark about my last novel that it contained… — P.G. Wodehouse
Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly.… — Dave Barry
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and… — George W. Bush
...it is so silly of people to fancy that old age means crookedness and witheredness and feebleness and sticks and spectacles and rheumatism and forgetfulness!… — George MacDonald
The Three Wiseman: The weather has been awful, The countryside is dreary, Marsh, jungle, rock; and echoes mock, Calling our hope unlawful; But a silly… — Wystan Hugh Auden
This is why I shall not tell you in this story about all the days when nothing happened. You will not catch me saying, 'thus… — E. Nesbit
She did not shut it properly because she knew that it is very silly to shut oneself into a wardrobe, even if it is not… — C.S. Lewis
If there's anyone who can appear before Aslan without their knees knocking, they're either braver than most, or else just silly. — C.S. Lewis
You'll think this is a bit silly, but I'm a bit--well, I have a thing about birds." "What, a phobia?" "Sort of." "Well, that's the… — Neil Gaiman

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