Silly Quotes

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We feel a lot of pressure about looking silly or appearing weak, whatever that means, or being a failure. You have to keep in your… — Michael Fassbender
It's very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that's so much harder. — Will Ferrell
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. — W.C. Fields
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W.C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. — W.C. Fields
Oh, I'd say I like a meal as much as anybody. But I find a certain kind of foodiness silly, gluttonous and embarrassing. — Jonathan Safran Foer
Anybody can put things together that belong together. to put things together that don't go together, and make it work, that takes genius like Mozart's.… — Lukas Foss
To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit. — Stephen Hawking
Some men have a silly theory about beautiful women - that somewhere along the line they'll turn into a monster. That movie gave them a… — Salma Hayek
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. — Mitch Hedberg
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' — Mitch Hedberg
There are more fools in the world than there are people. — Heinrich Heine
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. — Robert A. Heinlein
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. — Ernest Hemingway
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. — Benny Hill
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself… — Edward Hoagland
Stupidity often saves a man from going mad. — Oliver Wendell Holmes
From a very early age, my wife and I told our son that there are times and places for everything. I told him, look, when… — Mark Hoppus
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. — Elbert Hubbard
I don't want to sound too silly or pretentious about this, but, you know, I love being in Paris. I love working at Louis Vuitton.… — Marc Jacobs

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