Silly Quotes

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Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence. — Democritus
All socio-political phenomena in the U.K. come laden with the baggage of a class-based theory or two attached to them. In the case of gay… — Evan Davis
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own. — Les Dawson
Man is the most intelligent of the animals - and the most silly. — Diogenes
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. — Phyllis Diller
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down… — Phyllis Diller
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. — Benjamin Disraeli
Of all ghosts the ghosts of our old loves are the worst. — Arthur Conan Doyle
I guess the more serious you play something, if the context is funny, then it will be funny and it doesn't really require you to… — Jesse Eisenberg
There's something strange about theater. My characters consistently demonize elitism, but of course it's taking place in a theater where only so many people can… — Jesse Eisenberg
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. — Dwight D. Eisenhower
We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid. — Epictetus
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. — Evan Esar
I still have the art projects my kids made for me 20 years ago. I cherish them, crude and silly as some of them may… — Emilio Estevez
Cleverness is not wisdom. — Euripides
I like being absurd. Being silly. — Jimmy Fallon
'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it. — Jimmy Fallon
AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals. — Jerry Falwell

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