Silly Quotes

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It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so. — Jerome K. Jerome
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. — Carl Jung
You can relax more when you're playing a silly character than when you're playing a really rigid character. But to be fair, I think George… — Anna Kendrick
He didn't even have the satisfaction of being killed for civil rights. it had to be some silly little Communist. — Jackie Kennedy
From the beginning, I've had to juggle and weigh the silly things people say - and I've learnt that they're meaningless, and they're mostly inaccurate.… — Alicia Keys
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. — Jason Kidd
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color… — Martin Luther King, Jr.
The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. — Rudyard Kipling
I'm not silly. I understand that, with age and at different parts of your career, you have different challenges. — Frank Lampard
You do silly things for love sometimes and not-so-smart things for love. — Queen Latifah
What can you conceive more silly and extravagant than to suppose a man racking his brains, and studying night and day how to fly? — William Law
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. — Fran Lebowitz
I was a busy kid in high school - a little bit of an overachiever, I guess. Prom king was kind of silly, but the… — John Legend
We have no words for speaking of wisdom to the stupid. He who understands the wise is wise already. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
I grew up in the Bronx where you would stay up late with your girlfriends, just being silly in our bedrooms, whatever. And I was… — Jennifer Lopez
Only in Britain could it be thought a defect to be too clever by half. The probability is that too many people are too stupid… — John Major
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. — Groucho Marx
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. — Groucho Marx
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. — Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. — Groucho Marx

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